There is NO Crying..............

• ...ever.
• ...in teeball, baseball, or football for that matter, even if you are Joe Theismann and the great LT snaps your leg in half like a toothpick on live TV in front of gazillions of adoring fans (of LT, of course).
• ...in construction, unless you bawl your blathering eyes out in the confines of the darkly shaded windows of your SUV parked in a dark corner of a 6 tier covered structure, while on your lunch hour, and you reapply your makeup, with eighteen coats of mascara, so that they will never, ever, ever let 'em know they 'had' you.  Even if just for a minute.  Feeling the lump in your throat?  Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, race to your car and THEN you can cry.  Unless you're a man who works in construction and feels weepy, then I strongly suggest you seek another career path, um, perhaps as the Fifth Wiggle or something as equally socially tear-acceptable.