......because............
It's the same amount of work, no matter how dirty your house is.
And as long as you don't have live, crawling roaches in your house, it's all good.
Dead roach carcasses are perfectly acceptable, as the pest control guy makes sure they eat the poison before they cross the threshold into the home, and then they die at the doors and window crevices.
No, we don't have a THOUSAND dead roach carcasses, so NO we are not worthy of a call to the health department, and NO I don't see one every day, and NO this doesn't mean we're filthy, cuz every house in Florida has roaches, even the mansion dwellers.
I'm sticking by my observation.
Slovenly I will remain.
Not filthy, just slovenly.
My kid's room though? Yeah, HE lives in filth. After some sage advice from a wise friend, I'm just keeping his door closed. He needs laundry done? Bring it to me. I'm not going in there, I'm not tucking you in, I'm not reading you a bedtime story until you can assure me that my health is not endangered by entering, and that no, I will not fall and break my neck on a lego, nor impale my feet on a broken drumstick. Til then, it's a face off.
Slovenly. It actually sounds kinda pretty.
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